Sometimes I eat my food very fast. I'm always worried someone else will get there first. I like lots of human food, like cheese and eggs, and pittas. It's fun to eat breadcrumbs from the floor too.
Sometimes I chase and attack things. I like to roll over in the dust outside, and I like to chase balls, and flying things.
I'm also aware that I'm not very good at landing on my feet, unless I concentrate very hard. My sister Joan is much more graceful than I am.
And the humans tell me I lie in a most undignified fashion:
I just think it's common sense when it's so hot.
Especially when my sister wants to lie next to me:
She doesn't like being on her own, and I know I'm the biggest and greatest so I have to look after her.
But my humans keep laughing, and said that I must be part dog.
I assume this is a compliment?
Sometimes I chase and attack things. I like to roll over in the dust outside, and I like to chase balls, and flying things.
I'm also aware that I'm not very good at landing on my feet, unless I concentrate very hard. My sister Joan is much more graceful than I am.
And the humans tell me I lie in a most undignified fashion:
I just think it's common sense when it's so hot.
Especially when my sister wants to lie next to me:
She doesn't like being on her own, and I know I'm the biggest and greatest so I have to look after her.
But my humans keep laughing, and said that I must be part dog.
I assume this is a compliment?
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